|Episode 14: Mono, Thumb Dicks & Ejaculate Lassos|
May 19th, 2008
This episode of the HijiNKS ENSUE Podcast is one of only two podcasts Eli was unable to attend (due to mono). This episode covers the Playstation 3 advertising with a thumb penis, Enzyte commercials, Lifetime movies, Star Wars: Special Edition, Skull bong, Touchdown Jesus, and Joel recalls when his mother realized Josh was gay.
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These time stamps are meant to give an extremely general summary of the HijiNKS ENSUE Podcast, and can also be used to help locate a certain favorite section of the podcast that you may have trouble remembering. The timestamps are not exact, and can be 5-10 seconds off.
- 0:00 - Ninja Rap Intro
- 1:45 - Vanilla Ice
- 2:33 - Why isn't Eli here? - Josh on soundboard
- 3:34 - Mono ruined Joel's summer plans of rollerblading
- 6:15 - Let the Mexican jokes fly!
- 7:09 - PS3 ad with Thumb Penis [audio]
- 10:02 - Why no podcast last week?
- 10:34 - HijiNKS ENSUE Anniversary
- 11:17 - Josh wins a Team Fortress 2 Tournament
- 12:15 - Undefeatable VHS Challenge
- 13:45 - HijiNKS ENSUE Forums
- 14:00 - Facebook Group / Flickr / Twitter
- 14:30 - Insomnia - Star Trek: Voyager - Dick Pill Commercials
- 15:52 - Enzyte Bob Commercial with Dick Energy Drink
- 17:92 - Joel has a terrible confession: He watched the Lifetime movie with Ellen Muth, "The Truth About Jane"
- 21:10 - Opposite of lifetime movie - encourage rape
- 21:53 - "They Call Her One Eye" - inspiration for Kill Bill
- 23:28 - Denise's Buffy progress
- 24:40 - Stupid Buffy episodes
- 26:00 - Trailer for Dollhouse
- 28:15 - 24
- 28:55 - Starship Troopers 3
- 30:15 - Hanging from a tree with your thumbdick
- 32:05 - Best Buy installs Xbox games
- 32:50 - Universal Solider 3 - Denise loves Jean Claude Van Damme
- 34:40 - Boner Dance
- 35:38 - Ejaculate Lasso
- 37:40 - Political Neopolitian
- 38:35 - Lost Q&A
- 42:37 - Ghost Baby
- 43:12 - Teenager plots to kill Jesus - Jesus shot first
- 44:30 - Star Wars prequels look shitty in HD [audio: Star Wars in HD & Star Wars edits]
- 45:45 - Changes between special edition of Star Wars & DVD edition
- 47:48 - Awkward PSAs - Lion-o says don't drink alcohol
- 49:42 - Review the new Speed Racer cartoon?
- 49:59 - Countinuing awkward PSAs
- 50:47 - Macgyver Movie & McGruber
- 51:17 - Cat Camera Collar
- 52:57 - Teacher fired for wizardry
- 53:56 - Iron Man Change
- 55:00 - Johnny Space Commander Mask - Dry Cleaner bag
- 55:34 - Bioshock movie
- 56:23 - SAG Strike
- 57:09 - Skull Bong from Houston
- 58:25 - Touchdown Jesus - Photoshop contest
- 1:00:24 - Contest over - YMCA with Touchdown Jesus
- 1:00:45 - Buy Shit for Christ
- 1:01:44 - Speed Racer Film
- 1:02:04 - Cylons on Caprica & Battlestar Galactica special effects
- 1:05:15 - Donnie Darko 2
- 1:05:52 - Fraggle film
- 1:06:50 - Point Break 2
- 1:07:17 - Speed Racer is gay
- 1:08:18 - Five minutes of commercials per episode for Fringe & Dollhouse
- 1:08:43 - Indiana Jones & the Saucer Men from Mars
- 1:10:22 - Mail Sack
- 1:11:26 - Question: What are your thoughts on paganism and the occult?
- 1:12:47 - Question: What do you think of MMOs?
- 1:14:18 - Question: Who would win in a fight - Iron Man or Spiderman?
- 1:15:55 - Question: Avengers movie?
- 1:18:45 - Question: When did you 'come out' as a geek?
- - Josh & Eli - Do your parents still wait for you to stop playing around with video games & get real jobs?
- 1:21:20 - X-men Cartoon
- 1:23:00 - Real Job
- 1:24:20 - Denise's parents understanding of her job
- 1:25:38 - Denise's native language & Filipino history (as told by Josh & Joel)
- 1:26:44 - Question: Which is worse - The Hulk or Daredevil?
- 1:27:50 - Ang Lee's accent
- 1:29:25 - Question: Have you seen Extras?
- 1:31:28 - American Gladiators - Crippled Contestant
- 1:33:35 - Old Timey Radio Guy reviews Comic Book Movies
- 1:34:40 - Wanted
- 1:34:57 - Question: Comic Book Movies: Follow the story, or keep the feel? - Peter Parker's Ejaculate Lasso
- 1:36:52 - Question: Favorite Marvel & DC Character? Favorite next generation console? Favorite moment in Iron Man?
- 1:39:26 - Iron Man soiling himself on long flights
- 1:39:50 - The Big Lebowski - Iron Dude
- 1:42:45 - Joel's Living Will
- 1:43:27 - Denise speaking Vietnamese
- 1:43:47 - Question: What instruments do you play?
- Joel - Guitar, Bass, Drums, Piano, Sax, Gymba - African Drum, Triangle, Castinets
- Josh - Piano, Skin Flute, Thumb Dick, Trumpet (professional), Coronet, Guitar Hero
- "You are a smelly pirate hooker"
- Denise - Piano
- 1:47:15 - Innie Penis
- 1:47:39 - Eli plays drums & guitar
- 1:49:07 - Josh was a vocalist with Turtle Creek Chorale - Joel's mom finds out the entire choir is gay
- 1:53:20 - Joel's grunge look - long hair, flannel, ripped jeans, ear cuffs
- 1:54:12 - Joel plays Creed on guitar
- 1:55:40 - Soundgarden - Spoonman
- 1:57:40 - Pearl Jam
- 1:58:05 - Listener Contest - Request 90's songs
- 1:59:37 - Oasis - Wonderwall, Don't Look Back In Anger
- 2:00:00 - Question: Who should never have kids? - Kids running around at Scotty P's
- 2:00:25 - Question: What fantasy languages do you know?
- Denise: Spanish, Japanese, Filipino, English
- Josh: Lord of the Rings runes
- Joel: Made up language used in middle school
- 2:02:53 - Tenacious D - Kielbasa - Joel on guitar - Josh & Joel with vocals
- 2:05:20 - Ending
- Josh fails as Eli
- The podcast is a burrito: Eli is the refried beans, Denise is the rice