|Episode 18: Sacajawea & Quetzalcoatl|
June 24th, 2008
This episode of the HijiNKS ENSUE Podcast covers Josh & Eli's first lap dance, Star Trek Voyager, Joel's wife's C-Section, what the cast would do in the event of a zombie attack.
Time Stamp Topics Edit
These time stamps are meant to give an extremely general summary of the HijiNKS ENSUE Podcast, and can also be used to help locate a certain favorite section of the podcast that you may have trouble remembering. The timestamps are not exact, and can be 5-10 seconds off.
- 0:00 - Betting on Flaming Burrito
- 1:00 - Intro - Angry Inch
- 2:52 - The Vault is launched
- 4:15 - uStream
- 5:15 - Last podcast's sound effects
- 6:09 - Josh's apology to Chris
- 7:09 - They Call Her One Eye [audio]
- 9:10 - Nun Rape
- 10:10 - Jizzmopper [audio]
- 11:25 - Jaguar Room - Josh and Eli's first lap dances [audio: First lap dance & Ass Sweat]
- 13:00 - Ass sweat
- 14:13 - Afro Ninja: The Movie
- 15:18 - Ed Norton in legal battle with Marvel - Rob Schneider is the Hulk
- 16:45 - Stan Winston died
- 17:26 - Top Gear coming to NBC, hosted by Adam Carolla
- 18:53 - Sarah Silverman Match Game
- 19:40 - Star Trek: Voyager
- 20:47 - 'Teeth' poster - Vagina Teeth Advertisement
- 22:48 - Prostitute Review website taken down
- 24:15 - Joel's C-Section story - "empty her like a cooler full of sausage" - Josh is actually disturbed [audio]
- 27:20 - CERN Particle Accelerator - faster internet
- 28:19 - Josh's eviction notice - Vow of opulence
- 31:44 - The "final" season of Smallville - Doomsday is a bartender
- 33:05 - Man gets Windows Vista to work with his printer
- 34:25 - Internet died
- 36:57 - Mail Sack
- 37:08 - Question: Did you play around with Spore Creature Creator? - Fruit Fucker
- 40:05 - Antique Shop with Josh wearing a "Jesus is fucking metal" T-Shirt [audio: Antique shop, graduation party, armoires]
- 41:50 - Joel's wife's graduation party with Josh's T-Shirt
- 42:50 - Armoires full of old people's possessions - Old relatives and candy - The cast as evil, cussing grandparents
- 46:52 - Question: The Host's Lament - Live Drawing - Can't draw breasts
- 48:11 - Did you read Steven King's Carrie? - Dirty Pillows
- 49:15 - Colorado kid taught Joel how to curse - learning to curse on the playground
- 50:12 - 4th Grade - The Shining
- 51:13 - Hot to Trot - A talking, cursing horse - Cursing Epiphany
- 51:50 - Question: Does the crew give feedback on their look in the comic?
- 52:25 - Eli's an ass on the elevator
- 53:30 - Back to drawing
- 55:06 - The Dutch Oven
- 55:35 - Question: How difficult is it to sketch yourself?
- 56:00 - Drawing the rest of the cast
- 57:20 - Naked model with a boner [audio]
- 1:00:10 - Question: Did you download Firefox 3? - What apps/add-ons have you downloaded?
- 1:01:48 - Question: Did you read io9's summary of the unfilmed Darabont script for Indy 4?
- 1:03:08 - Question: What do you think of the third season of Venture Bros?
- 1:05:40 - Question: Have you thought of monthly animations for the comic?
- 1:07:10 - I want to make cartoons for Adult Swim
- 1:09:15 - Question: How did all of you guys meet? - quick version [audio]
- 1:10:55 - Question: What happened to the kid who got his shirt returned? - Parents finding bad CDs & magazines
- 1:20:00 - Do you watch The Middleman? What are you watching for summer TV?
- 1:20:45 - Texas Tea - Oil Show
- 1:21:35 - Question: Josh's hand vs Joel's hand?
- 1:22:40 - Question: What show should zombies attack? [audio: What show should zombies attack - through - Jurassic Park Zombies]
- 1:24:28 - Zombies on game shows
- 1:25:42 - Judge zombies
- 1:27:25 - Question: What do you call a pack of zombies?
- 1:28:05 - Jurassic Park Zombies
- 1:28:53 - Question: Would you join Starfleet?
- 1:30:12 - Fed Con - Star Trek
- 1:31:48 - Can't stop the Serenity - Dallas guy stole money
- 1:33:20 - Back to Star Trek
- 1:35:07 - Question: Will Battlestar Galactica end the same way after the rewrite?
- 1:36:07 - Question: Do you watch Dr. Who or Torchwood?
- 1:36:55 - Question: In the comic, do Josh, Joel, and Eli live together?
- 1:38:30 - The Wedge
- 1:40:35 - Question: How do you feel about your portray in the comic?
- 1:43:20 - Denise & abortion jokes & gladiators
- 1:45:08 - Question: Do the Hijinks Ensue cast treat you (Joel) differently?
- 1:45:48 - Josh: Bombs Away
- 1:48:10 - Catonmyface Shirt
- 1:49:35 - Question: Eliminate people you hate, replace them with people you like?
- 1:51:10 - Josh's crap on ear
- 1:52:27 - Question: You seemed to have oppressive childhoods, how did you rebel? - Atheism
- 2:03:15 - Video of Joel's mom viewing the podcast
- 2:03:50 - Question: Who are the top 10 commenters?
- 2:04:40 - Question: Josh: Have you gotten your Venture Bros T-Shirts yet?
- 2:04:53 - Question: Who's the best character in television, movies, etc?
- 2:10:07 - Question: What happened to Man/Bear sex? - Rape is not funny
- 2:12:25 - Walrus fucks a penguin
- 2:13:22 - Firefly tattoo
- 2:14:18 - Question: Do you have any geek tattoos? - Josh: Worst tattoo in history
- 2:16:27 - Question: What Gearbox games should I buy? - Secret Hitler Mustache
- 2:18:38 - Question: Cloverfield vs Cthulu? - Will Cloverfield's dad cut off his money
- 2:21:10 - Question: What cars does Cloverfield's dad sell? - Geo-Metro
- 2:23:04 - Ending - It's Raining Men