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Episode 18: Sacajawea & Quetzalcoatl

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Joel, Denise, Eli, Josh

Date

June 24th, 2008

Length

2:27:42

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Episode 17: The Fancy Bastards' Birthday Ball

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Episode 18

This episode of the HijiNKS ENSUE Podcast covers Josh & Eli's first lap dance, Star Trek Voyager, Joel's wife's C-Section, what the cast would do in the event of a zombie attack.


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These time stamps are meant to give an extremely general summary of the HijiNKS ENSUE Podcast, and can also be used to help locate a certain favorite section of the podcast that you may have trouble remembering. The timestamps are not exact, and can be 5-10 seconds off.



  • 0:00 - Betting on Flaming Burrito
  • 1:00 - Intro - Angry Inch
  • 2:52 - The Vault is launched
  • 4:15 - uStream
  • 5:15 - Last podcast's sound effects
  • 6:09 - Josh's apology to Chris
  • 7:09 - They Call Her One Eye [audio]
  • 9:10 - Nun Rape
  • 10:10 - Jizzmopper [audio]
  • 11:25 - Jaguar Room - Josh and Eli's first lap dances [audio: First lap dance & Ass Sweat]
  • 13:00 - Ass sweat
  • 14:13 - Afro Ninja: The Movie
  • 15:18 - Ed Norton in legal battle with Marvel - Rob Schneider is the Hulk
  • 16:45 - Stan Winston died
  • 17:26 - Top Gear coming to NBC, hosted by Adam Carolla
  • 18:53 - Sarah Silverman Match Game
  • 19:40 - Star Trek: Voyager
  • 20:47 - 'Teeth' poster - Vagina Teeth Advertisement
  • 22:48 - Prostitute Review website taken down
  • 24:15 - Joel's C-Section story - "empty her like a cooler full of sausage" - Josh is actually disturbed [audio]
  • 27:20 - CERN Particle Accelerator - faster internet
  • 28:19 - Josh's eviction notice - Vow of opulence
  • 31:44 - The "final" season of Smallville - Doomsday is a bartender
  • 33:05 - Man gets Windows Vista to work with his printer
  • 34:25 - Internet died
  • 36:57 - Mail Sack
  • 37:08 - Question: Did you play around with Spore Creature Creator? - Fruit Fucker
  • 40:05 - Antique Shop with Josh wearing a "Jesus is fucking metal" T-Shirt [audio: Antique shop, graduation party, armoires]
  • 41:50 - Joel's wife's graduation party with Josh's T-Shirt
  • 42:50 - Armoires full of old people's possessions - Old relatives and candy - The cast as evil, cussing grandparents
  • 46:52 - Question: The Host's Lament - Live Drawing - Can't draw breasts
  • 48:11 - Did you read Steven King's Carrie? - Dirty Pillows
  • 49:15 - Colorado kid taught Joel how to curse - learning to curse on the playground
  • 50:12 - 4th Grade - The Shining
  • 51:13 - Hot to Trot - A talking, cursing horse - Cursing Epiphany
  • 51:50 - Question: Does the crew give feedback on their look in the comic?
  • 52:25 - Eli's an ass on the elevator
  • 53:30 - Back to drawing
  • 55:06 - The Dutch Oven
  • 55:35 - Question: How difficult is it to sketch yourself?
  • 56:00 - Drawing the rest of the cast
  • 57:20 - Naked model with a boner [audio]
  • 1:00:10 - Question: Did you download Firefox 3? - What apps/add-ons have you downloaded?
  • 1:01:48 - Question: Did you read io9's summary of the unfilmed Darabont script for Indy 4?
  • 1:03:08 - Question: What do you think of the third season of Venture Bros?
  • 1:05:40 - Question: Have you thought of monthly animations for the comic?
  • 1:07:10 - I want to make cartoons for Adult Swim
  • 1:09:15 - Question: How did all of you guys meet? - quick version [audio]
  • 1:10:55 - Question: What happened to the kid who got his shirt returned? - Parents finding bad CDs & magazines
  • 1:20:00 - Do you watch The Middleman? What are you watching for summer TV?
  • 1:20:45 - Texas Tea - Oil Show
  • 1:21:35 - Question: Josh's hand vs Joel's hand?
  • 1:22:40 - Question: What show should zombies attack? [audio: What show should zombies attack - through - Jurassic Park Zombies]
  • 1:24:28 - Zombies on game shows
  • 1:25:42 - Judge zombies
  • 1:27:25 - Question: What do you call a pack of zombies?
  • 1:28:05 - Jurassic Park Zombies
  • 1:28:53 - Question: Would you join Starfleet?
  • 1:30:12 - Fed Con - Star Trek
  • 1:31:48 - Can't stop the Serenity - Dallas guy stole money
  • 1:33:20 - Back to Star Trek
  • 1:35:07 - Question: Will Battlestar Galactica end the same way after the rewrite?
  • 1:36:07 - Question: Do you watch Dr. Who or Torchwood?
  • 1:36:55 - Question: In the comic, do Josh, Joel, and Eli live together?
  • 1:38:30 - The Wedge
  • 1:40:35 - Question: How do you feel about your portray in the comic?
  • 1:43:20 - Denise & abortion jokes & gladiators
  • 1:45:08 - Question: Do the Hijinks Ensue cast treat you (Joel) differently?
  • 1:45:48 - Josh: Bombs Away
  • 1:48:10 - Catonmyface Shirt
  • 1:49:35 - Question: Eliminate people you hate, replace them with people you like?
  • 1:51:10 - Josh's crap on ear
  • 1:52:27 - Question: You seemed to have oppressive childhoods, how did you rebel? - Atheism
  • 2:03:15 - Video of Joel's mom viewing the podcast
  • 2:03:50 - Question: Who are the top 10 commenters?
  • 2:04:40 - Question: Josh: Have you gotten your Venture Bros T-Shirts yet?
  • 2:04:53 - Question: Who's the best character in television, movies, etc?
  • 2:10:07 - Question: What happened to Man/Bear sex? - Rape is not funny
  • 2:12:25 - Walrus fucks a penguin
  • 2:13:22 - Firefly tattoo
  • 2:14:18 - Question: Do you have any geek tattoos? - Josh: Worst tattoo in history
  • 2:16:27 - Question: What Gearbox games should I buy? - Secret Hitler Mustache
  • 2:18:38 - Question: Cloverfield vs Cthulu? - Will Cloverfield's dad cut off his money
  • 2:21:10 - Question: What cars does Cloverfield's dad sell? - Geo-Metro
  • 2:23:04 - Ending - It's Raining Men

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