|Episode 8: It's an Easter Miracle|
March 23rd, 2008
This episode of the HijiNKS ENSUE Podcast features Joel's description of the homecoming of the gays, a suicide robot, Penny Arcade Scholarship, aspirations, Eli's Bass Pro Shop adventure, Joel's Movie Day, an Interview with Jesus H. Christ, and a ton of questions. This episode of the podcast was (at the time) the longest one of all.
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These time stamps are meant to give an extremely general summary of the HijiNKS ENSUE Podcast, and can also be used to help locate a certain favorite section of the podcast that you may have trouble remembering. The timestamps are not exact, and can be 5-10 seconds off.
- 0:00 - Final Countdown Intro
- 2:05 - Homecoming of the Gays & Hunting Gays [audio]
- 5:55 - Denise's name
- 10:43 - Suicide Robot & Lost [audio]
- 13:45 - Eli's Suicide
- 14:33 - David's Situation
- 15:53 - Penny Arcade Scholarship & Videogame Colleges
- 25:00 - Joel's Aspirations: What he wanted to be as a child
- 26:55 - Eli's Aspirations
- 29:12 - Josh's Aspirations
- 32:17 - Battlestar Top 10 on David Letterman
- 34:45 - a bit more Lost
- 35:27 - RollTube
- 36:52 - Woman sat on a toilet for two years - Prarie Dogging It
- 40:14 - Eli's "Outdoor World" Adventures in Bass Pro Shop [audio]
- 45:30 - Mexican Flea Market
- 47:09 - Dollar Store DVDs
- 51:10 - What up N-word?
- 54:00 - Spray Painting Rust
- 55:32 - Dave Cooliate AKA Unclue Joey
- 57:55 - Bob Saget Stand Up
- 1:00:26 - Joel's Movie Day: Predator 2, Doom, Airforce One
- 1:07:10 - Jesus H. Christ on the phone
- 1:10:33 - "Talkin' out my Jesus ass"
- 1:10:45 - Internet in Heaven
- 1:12:15 - Eli's grandma (Estel) & Jesus
- 1:13:43 - What's it like being savoir of all mankind?
- 1:14:29 - Prayers
- 1:18:23 - Jesus' thoughts on Lost
- 1:20:03 - Jesus' thoughts on Battlestar: Galactica
- 1:21:04 - Jesus Role Playing
- 1:22:47 - Jesus at cons
- 1:24:00 - Hitler in heaven?
- 1:25:52 - Mail Sack
- 1:26:53 - Question: What do you think of Arthur C. Clark & Ray Kurzweil?
- 1:29:12 - Question: What do you think of Angel: After the Fall?
- 1:31:00 - Question: What do you think of Vampires being invisible in mirrors, but visible in photographs?
- 1:31:23 - Question: Dead Baby Jokes?
- 1:32:05 - Question: Robot Child & 80's TV Series
- 1:32:50 - Eli's Childhood
- 1:33:35 - Question: Favorite season on Star Trek: The Next Generation & Favorite Episode
- - Star Trek is Seasame Street for Nerds
- 1:40:15 - Question: What do you think of Farscape?
- 1:41:05 - Question: What do you drive? What would you mount on it?
- 1:42:55 - Question: Nervous about Dollhouse?
- 1:44:15 - Question: Should I go back to Buffy?
- 1:53:23 - Question: What do you think of Chuck?
- 1:54:12 - Question: What do you think of Lost? Will it ever recover?
- 1:58:00 - The iDong
- 1:58:38 - Question: What do you think of Pushing Dasies?
- 2:00:03 - Question: What do you think of the Hobbit film?
- The Hobbit by Michael Bay
- The Hobbit by Black Devil Doll
- 2:05:00 - Question: Who's the Final Cylon?
- 2:08:43 - Question: Eli's Grandma (Estel) ranks Star Trek, and Tree Beard reviews The Office.
- 2:10:27 - Question: What do you think of: How I Met Your Mother?
- 2:11:40 - Question: Rambo does Eli's grandma
- 2:12:10 - Question: What do you think of Babylon 5?
- 2:12:45 - Question: What do you think of Lesbian Buffy?
- 2:14:38 - Question: Buffy vs Angel comics
- 2:15:26 - Question: What do you think of Half Life 2?
- 2:16:21 - Question: Did you tip Keith the Pizza Guy?
- 2:18:41 - Question: Who's a Scrull? Lord of the Rings, Football, Wrestling, Predator all mentioned.
- 2:23:01 - Question: What jobs do you guys have?
- 2:24:00 - Question: Will you ever get sponsors?
- 2:24:15 - Question: What do you think of Battlestar: Caprica
- 2:25:15 - Question: The Site Manifesto
- 2:25:35 - Question: It's HijinkS Ensue (plural)
- 2:26:33 - Question: Capitalization of the Manifesto
- 2:27:30 - Question: What do you think of World of Warcraft?
- 2:29:03 - Question: Do more Lord of the Rings impressions
- 2:30:02 - Question: What do you think of geek chicks?
- 2:34:30 - Question: Rick Rolling, and the Internet is Serious Business
- 2:35:40 - Question: Tree Beard vs Cloverfield