During the HijiNKS ENSUE Podcast, many different sound effects and movie and TV quotes can be heard. None of these are done post-production, they are all generated live from Eli's laptop. Eli's collection of sound bites has only increased as the podcast has continued on. The following list only encompasses a handful of quotes from the sound board. The program used is SoundByte.
Sound Effects[]
These are defined by a sound board noise that has no words.
Sound Effect or Quote | Source | Author |
~~ PEW ~~ | A sound effect of a laser, used to separate topics and emails | Unknown |
~~ Cheering ~~ | Unknown | Unknown |
Failure | The Price is Right fail music (sound of oboe or horn) | Price is Right |
~~ Ooooooo ~~ | Unknown | Unknown |
~~ Flushing sound ~~ | Toilet | Unknown |
~~ Gyahhhh ~~ | 2005 Democratic Primary Season | Howard Dean |
~~ Bew Bew Bew Pewoo woo woo ~~ | Pac-Man death sound | Pac-Man |
~~ Piano Instrumental ~~ | Christmas Time Is Here | Vince Guaraldi |
~~ Trumpets ~~ | Meant to indicate the end of the show after someone says something horrible. | Mystery Science Theater 3000/Love Theme |
~~ Laughing ~~ | Generic Audience Laughter | Unknown |
~~ UFO Landing ~~ | The landing of a spaceship | Unknown |
Technical difficulties/piano song | Monty Python and the Holy Grail | Intermission |
Television[]
A large amount of quotes come from television shows, many from Capt. Murphy of Sealab 2021.
Sound Effect or Quote | Source | Author |
The what? | Sealab 2021 | Capt. Murphy |
Aw, Crap | Sealab 2021 | Capt. Murphy |
Duuuh | Sealab 2021 | Capt. Murphy |
Too bad! | Sealab 2021 | Capt. Murphy |
ZING of the Day! | Sealab 2021 | Capt. Murphy |
My Nipples are hard just thinking about it | Sealab 2021 | Capt. Murphy |
"Bup bup bup bored!" | Sealab 2021 | Capt. Murphy |
"Buh buh buh bored buh buh buh bored Buh Buh Buh BORED" | Sealab 2021 | Capt. Murphy |
Thank you, Jesus | Superbowl 34 | Kurt Warner |
WRONG! | Lost In Space | Robot |
"You are correct sir, yes!" | SNL/Johnny Carson skit | Phil Hartman |
"Frickin illegals!" | Aqua Teen Hunger Force | Carl |
"Three simple words. I. Am. Gay." | The Simpsons | Homer Simpson |
"Later bitches!" | It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia | Mac |
"These are my awards, mother. From army. The seal..." | Arrested Development | Buster Bluth |
"I've made a huge mistake." | Arrested Development | G.O.B. Bluth |
"Hey, hermano!" | Arrested Development | Buster Bluth |
"Big frakkin deal!" | Battlestar Galactica | Saul Tigh |
Movies & Audio Books & Other[]
Many of these are from Will Ferrel movies.
Sound Effect or Quote | Source | Author |
"Everyone can eat shit, a big bag of shit!" | Semi-Pro | Will Ferrell |
"Aw, I'm so happy I can't even feel my arms!" | Semi-Pro | Will Ferrell |
"Suck my cock, I'll murder your family!" | Semi-Pro | Will Ferrell |
"Now you know that guy ain't shit. Sorry ass-motherfucker ain't got nothin' on me." | Dream from My Father | Barack Obama |
"Sure you can have my number, baby." | Dream from My Father | Barack Obama |
"Shit's gettin' way too complicated for me." | Dream from My Father | Barack Obama |
"There are white folks, and then there are ignorant motherfuckers like you." | Dream from My Father | Barack Obama |
I'm living in a house, with Mexicans! *Mexican music plays* | Stop It, You're Killing Me | Unknown |
Welcome to Costco, I love you | Idiocracy | Unknown |
Impressive | Star Wars | Darth Vader |
Fucking Windows 98 | Unknown | Unknown |
"Harder", "Better", "Faster", "Stronger" | "Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger" + http://www.najle.com/idaft/ | Daft Punk |
Oooh GOOD for you | the set of Terminator: Salvation | Christian Bale |
You motherfucking cocksuckers | Semi-Pro | Will Ferrell |
Better Luck Next Time | Unknown | Unknown |
"The goddamn plane has crashed into the mountain!" | The Big Lebowski | The Big Lebowski |
"I will not eat cat poop!" | Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (deleted scene) | Will Ferrell |
"I'm gonna slap you in public." | Anchorman | Will Ferrell |
"Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?!" | Anchorman | Will Ferrell |
"That doesn't make sense." | Anchorman | Will Ferrell |
"Blackbeard's delight." | Anchorman | Will Ferrell |
"You're a real hooker." | Anchorman | Will Ferrell |
"I suggest you stop being such a faggot!" | Old School | |
"I'm here for the gang bang?" | Old School | |
"Once it hits your lips, it's so good!" | Old School | Will Ferrell |
"Hey assholes! You guys suck!" | Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story | |
"Thank you, Chuck Norris." | Dodgeball | Vince Vaughn |
"Yeah-heyyyyy-yeah!" | Running with the Devil | David Lee Roth |
"Inconceivable!" | The Princess Bride | Wallace Shawn |
"The number you have dialed, 9-1-1, is not available" | Unknown | Unknown |
"I feel like a pimp right now, like one of those pimps." | Superbad | Michael Cera |
"That's how you take down a motherfucker!" "That's right!" | Superbad | Seth Rogen/Bill Hader |
"This is going to be a fucking disaster!" | Unknown | Unknown |
"Oh My Sweet Jesus" | Unknown | Unknown |
"What the FUCK happened?!" | Unknown | Unknown |